Freezing a Mother-in-Law; or, Suspended Animation: A farce in one act by Pemberton
Let's set the scene: London, the 1800s. Mr. Bouncer is a man at the end of his tether. His mother-in-law, Mrs. Bouncer, is a force of nature—critical, overbearing, and impossible to please. In a moment of inspired (or insane) desperation, he uses an experimental scientific process to put her into 'suspended animation.' Basically, he freezes her solid as a statue, right in his own parlor. He's just settling in to enjoy the blessed silence when his wife, Mrs. Bouncer (yes, it gets confusing), arrives home. Then, to make things worse, a policeman shows up on an unrelated matter.
The Story
The entire play is a frantic scramble. Mr. Bouncer has to explain the frozen statue of his mother-in-law to his confused wife. He tries to pass it off as a new art piece, a waxwork, anything but the truth. Meanwhile, the policeman is getting suspicious. The comedy comes from Bouncer's increasingly ridiculous lies and the sheer absurdity of the situation. Just when you think he's cornered, the 'suspension' starts to wear off. The mother-in-law begins to thaw, leading to a chaotic and very funny finale where everyone's true feelings come rushing out with the melting ice.
Why You Should Read It
What's amazing about this little play is how familiar it feels. The mother-in-law joke is ancient, but Pemberton makes it fresh with a sci-fi twist that feels almost like a cartoon. Mr. Bouncer isn't a villain; he's just an overwhelmed guy who took a crazy option. You almost root for him, even as his plan falls apart. The dialogue is snappy, and the physical comedy you imagine while reading is brilliant. It's a perfect snapshot of Victorian humor, but it speaks to anyone who's ever needed a break from a demanding family member. It’s less about science and more about the universal dream of hitting the mute button on life's annoyances.
Final Verdict
This is a gem for anyone who loves classic comedy, quick reads, or a peek into the lighter side of Victorian life. It's perfect for theater fans, history lovers with a sense of humor, or someone who just wants a good 30-minute laugh. Don't go in expecting deep philosophy—go in expecting a clever, high-energy farce that hasn't lost its bite after 150 years. You'll fly through it with a smile on your face.
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